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I think that it is quite possible that the school I'm about to tell you about is the worst fucking school in Alabama. The school consists of so many fakes that it's not even funny.

First off lets discuss the faculty. The guidance counselor is so goddamn fat and ugly its not even funny!! She has this thing with wanting to wear these ugly ass tight clothes that make it look like she's hiding a cow in her pants.

Then there's the "assistant principal" .... he thinks he's a member of the CIA or something. He thinks he can walk around and no ones gonna see him but you cant miss him. He always wants to stick his face right in the window of a door and "investigate" and his nose is so fucking flat that when he moves away from the glass you cant even tell.It looks like its still pressed against the window. Oh, and have I mentioned he's HUGE! At lunch he doesn't eat his food he inhales it! Its pretty nasty.OKay, if you've seen the movie "Dennis The Mennis" and saw the part where Dennis put Chicklets into Mr. Wilson's false teeth then you'll know what this fat ass's teeth look like.

Then, there's the Principal! Lord, he's even fatter! He never gives a person time to explain anything and you can never find him because he's always too busy either eating about 5 dozen donuts or bustin the assistant principal in the shitter!

Then there's the teachers! Where to begin......out of the 7 teachers I have a day there's only 2 I can actually say that care. The history, biology, geometry and music teachers are all a bunch of moldy cunts! And then there's a certain English teacher who is probably the worst of them all! He's so fucking old he should have gotten fired so - - - - - long ago and he doesn't even teach, he expects everyone to already know everything. Lord forbid we didn't go to college and major in English like he did. That's what he gets paid to do, teach US not let little whores "suck" up to him to better their grades. ( but that's a whole other story )

So far the school seems pretty shitty, but there are those 2 teachers that DO care and that are willing to go that extra mile to help a person. My Spanish teacher and sex Ed teacher! To them I am truly thankful and really do appreciate it!


	My LiFe \| home AbOuT mE \| My ScHoOl \| lInKs \| mY aNiMaTiOnS My ScHoOl I think that it is quite possible that the school I'm about to tell you about is the worst fucking school in Alabama. The school consists of so many fakes that it's not even funny. First off lets discuss the faculty. The guidance counselor is so goddamn fat and ugly its not even funny!! She has this thing with wanting to wear these ugly ass tight clothes that make it look like she's hiding a cow in her pants. Then there's the "assistant principal" .... he thinks he's a member of the CIA or something. He thinks he can walk around and no ones gonna see him but you cant miss him. He always wants to stick his face right in the window of a door and "investigate" and his nose is so fucking flat that when he moves away from the glass you cant even tell.It looks like its still pressed against the window. Oh, and have I mentioned he's HUGE! At lunch he doesn't eat his food he inhales it! Its pretty nasty.OKay, if you've seen the movie "Dennis The Mennis" and saw the part where Dennis put Chicklets into Mr. Wilson's false teeth then you'll know what this fat ass's teeth look like. Then, there's the Principal! Lord, he's even fatter! He never gives a person time to explain anything and you can never find him because he's always too busy either eating about 5 dozen donuts or bustin the assistant principal in the shitter! Then there's the teachers! Where to begin......out of the 7 teachers I have a day there's only 2 I can actually say that care. The history, biology, geometry and music teachers are all a bunch of moldy cunts! And then there's a certain English teacher who is probably the worst of them all! He's so fucking old he should have gotten fired so - - - - - long ago and he doesn't even teach, he expects everyone to already know everything. Lord forbid we didn't go to college and major in English like he did. That's what he gets paid to do, teach US not let little whores "suck" up to him to better their grades. ( but that's a whole other story ) So far the school seems pretty shitty, but there are those 2 teachers that DO care and that are willing to go that extra mile to help a person. My Spanish teacher and sex Ed teacher! To them I am truly thankful and really do appreciate it!